Kobe Beef ?

According to ESPN, Kobe Bryant wants to be traded. Two words. Good riddance! Has anyone seen a more narcissistic player and ball hog than this guy? Pity the team that gets this guy.

Gary Sheffield Should Just Shut Up

Word is that Gary Sheffield is offering to give advice to Devil Rays rookie outfielder Elijah Dukes.

Dukes was held out of two games last week amid allegations that he made death threats against his estranged wife and their two young children. It's the latest incident involving Tampa Bay's talented leadoff hitter/center fielder, who also had a troubled minor league experience.

It seems that Sheffield is wanting to give Dukes advice as you would with someone that may have done something alittle wrong. However, this is a guy that has threatened to kill his wife and children. Tte guy should be in jail. Shame on the Devil Rays, MLB, and Sheffield for not treating this as the crime it is.

What A Classy Guy

As Barry "The Roids" Bonds nears Hank Aaron's home run record, we have this moron telling us what we all knew. Bonds is an ass. Mr. Personality is stockpiling quite a collection of souvenirs -- bats, balls, helmets and spikes, pieces of baseball history perfectly suited for the Hall of Fame. According to "The Roids"," I'm not worried about the Hall. I take care of me." What a guy.

Vick Is Sick

According to ESPN, Michale Vick has been a big player in dog fighting. According to the source,"He's a pit bull fighter." referring to Vick. "He's one of the ones that they call 'the big boys:' that's who bets a large dollar." If this is true, then Vick should be booted from the NFL. Period.

Get The Hook

Brian cashman has a huge bulls eye on him now. The Boss has spoken in no uncertain terms.

Despite constant speculation about manager Joe Torre's job, New York Yankees owner George Steinbrenner says someone else also needs to deliver as the team looks to reverse its floundering start: general manager Brian Cashman. "He's on a big hook," a spirited Steinbrenner told The Associated Press referring to his GM. "He wanted sole authority. He got it. Now he's got to deliver."

Well Brian,as they say, be careful what you wish for. You may get it.

How Long Is Your Nose?

Nic "The Liar" Saban, current head coach at Alabama, may have violated NCAA rules regarding contact with potential recruits.

The Miami Herald and canesports.com reported that three south Florida junior prospects described conversations with Saban during his recruiting trip last week that might have exceeded NCAA rules limiting face-to-face contact with recruits to "exchange of a greeting" between April 15 and May 31. Coaches are allowed to evaluate high school players at their schools during that period.

Nic will not comment as he doesn't want his nose to grow any longer.

Sue The Bar

And we wonder why attorneys are lower than used car salesmen. Well, here is a prime example. The tragic death of Cardinals' relief pitcher Josh Hancock is now going to be played out in court as a lawsuit has been filed against Mike Shannon's Steaks and Seafood. The lawsuit contends that "The intoxication of Joshua Morgan Hancock on said occasion was involuntary."

What!!!

So the staff poured the drinks down his throat? What an absurd lawsuit. Personal responsibility clearly does not apply in this era.

Kings Of The Shills

As Barry "The Roids" Bonds closes in on Hank Aaron's record, we have the despicable commentary by the three morons on ESPN. Mike Greenberg, Mike Golic, and Buster Olney are nothing more than shills for Barry Bonds. They have criticized Aaron and Bud Selig for not wanting to be present when "The Roid" breaks Aaron's record. I guess these guys have never heard of ethical standards. Could it be that these ESPN lackeys are doing this for access? After all, this is the same network that had a weekly Bond series. Their children must really be "proud" of these losers.

Hank Aaron And The ESPN Bond Shills

Isn't life funny? Instead of the light of truth being shone on Barry Bonds, ESPN and its shills want to make Hank Aaron look bad because he won't attend the farce when Bonds breaks Aaron's record with his steroid enhanced body.

Again Aaron has made it clear that he will not be present for the "event." "I will never reconsider my decision," Aaron told The Associated Press in a telephone interview Tuesday from Atlanta.Good for Hank.

Clinton Portis Is An Idiot

Leave it to a buffoon to defend Mike Vick and dog fighting. Washington Redskins running back Clinton Portis is behind Michael Vick 100%. He thinks this whole dog fighting thing has gotten entirely too much attention and that we all (fans and media alike) should mind our own business.

"I don't know if he was fighting dogs or not, but it's his property, it's his dog," Portis told WAVY-TV. "If that's what he wants to do, do it. I think people should mind their business."

Portis later added that he knows "a lot of back roads that got the dog fight if you want to go see it" and that "if it's behind closed doors, it's okay.

No, it's not ok you moron.