Is Sammy Headed To The Hall?

With Sammy Sosa's 600th career home run last night, we now have the ESPN lackeys pushing for Sosa to be voted into the Hall. We have morons like Mike Golic and Mike Greenberg who think we should annoint him in.

Have these imbeciles forgotten Sammy's extraordinary physical growth? How about the cork bat? And how about the fact poor Sammy couldn't understand or speak English when "testifying" to Congress about steroids. Give me a break!

What A Classy Guy

As Barry "The Roids" Bonds nears Hank Aaron's home run record, we have this moron telling us what we all knew. Bonds is an ass. Mr. Personality is stockpiling quite a collection of souvenirs -- bats, balls, helmets and spikes, pieces of baseball history perfectly suited for the Hall of Fame. According to "The Roids"," I'm not worried about the Hall. I take care of me." What a guy.

Betting Man

Pete Rose was one of the best ball players ever. He unfortunately is not one of the most ethical or truthful human beings ever.

Rose revealed Wednesday that he bet on the Reds "every night" while he was manager of the team. Rose said that he believed in his team so much that he bet on them to win every night. "I bet on my team to win every night because I love my team, I believe in my team," Rose said. "I did everything in my power every night to win that game."