How Long Is Your Nose?

Nic "The Liar" Saban, current head coach at Alabama, may have violated NCAA rules regarding contact with potential recruits.

The Miami Herald and canesports.com reported that three south Florida junior prospects described conversations with Saban during his recruiting trip last week that might have exceeded NCAA rules limiting face-to-face contact with recruits to "exchange of a greeting" between April 15 and May 31. Coaches are allowed to evaluate high school players at their schools during that period.

Nic will not comment as he doesn't want his nose to grow any longer.

Sweet Home Alabama

It doesn't take much to please Bama fans. Why, they will pack the stadium to see a sprng game.

An overflow crowd of 92,138-plus fans attended the Crimson Tide's spring game Saturday, nearly doubling the school's A-Day attendance record and forcing university officials to start turning people away in the first half.

"It shows the passion that people have for the University of Alabama, and it certainly makes me feel great about being here as head coach," Nick The Liar Saban said.

What Rhymes With Nick And Starts With "P"?

Seems that the honeymoon may be over for the truth challenged Nick Saban. According to one source, Saban cancelled an interview last weekend with CNNSI's Stewart Mandel. Mandel reported that in canceling, Saban barked at an athletics department official, "I don't have time for this shit."

Another comment from Montgomery Advertiser columnist Josh Moon was not as kind to Saban after the coach refused to make players available to the media last week. Wrote Moon: "Let's be real here, Nick Saban's reputation is mostly hype. He was overrated at Michigan State, overrated at LSU and rated about right in Miami. He's an average coach who, through mostly media attention, has garnered this reputation of being a great coach."