A Black Eye

The Columbia Broadcasting Sleaze Network is refusing to air a Maxfli commercial(shown below) of John Daly because he may be drinking beer while driving a golf cart. Oh my! This is the network that has more sleaze than Maxfli has balls.

"It did not meet the standards of the CBS network," spokeswoman LeslieAnn Wade said Tuesday, quoted in The Los Angeles Times. "Any implied or direct reference to excessive consumption of alcohol would not meet network guidelines."

Wade said that the CBS guidelines do not allow alcoholic beverages to appear in ads when an activity involves a level of alertness, the paper reported.

Give us all a break CBS and just shut up!

Can You Say Idiot?

Remember the Mickelson meltdown at the U.S. Open last year? Well, this is what "Lefty" has to say about that.

He told ESPN, "I'd hit driver again. No question. Put me on the 18th hole at Winged Foot, needing par to win, and I'm doing exactly what I tried to do last June: carve a baby slice and chase it down the fairway to set up an iron to the green, two-putt for my first U.S. Open and my third straight major."

Spread Them Wide

The Royal & Ancient Golf Club that runs the British Open announced that cellular phones will not be allowed at the 2007 British Open in response to several complaints from players including jackasses Tiger Woods and Colin Montgomerie.

All fans entering Carnoustie Golf Club in Scotland for July's tournament will be searched, Royal & Ancient said in an e-mail Monday.