Tank Is Empty

Tank Johnson's time ran out with the Chicago Bears today. He was released Monday by the Chicago Bears, who are "embarrassed" by the defensive tackle's legal troubles and say he "compromised the credibility" of the team.

Johnson was waived three days after he was pulled over by police in Arizona for DUI. "We are upset and embarrassed by Tank's actions last week," general manager Jerry Angelo said in a statement.

Is Sammy Headed To The Hall?

With Sammy Sosa's 600th career home run last night, we now have the ESPN lackeys pushing for Sosa to be voted into the Hall. We have morons like Mike Golic and Mike Greenberg who think we should annoint him in.

Have these imbeciles forgotten Sammy's extraordinary physical growth? How about the cork bat? And how about the fact poor Sammy couldn't understand or speak English when "testifying" to Congress about steroids. Give me a break!

Deere In The Headlights

Michelle Wie has supposedly seen the lights. Unable to break par against the women, Michelle Wie has given up on competing against the men. Wie decided Tuesday to withdraw from the John Deere Classic. Smart move Michelle.

Kobe's Beef

If any NBA teams want an ego the size of Texas and someone who puts himself above team, then Kobe is the man for you.

Bryant went on his web site to boo hoo his tragedy. "When you love something as much as I love the Lakers its [sic] hard to even imagine thinking about being elsewhere. But, the ONE THING I will never sacrifice when it comes to basketball is WINNING."

Ok,Kobe. Lots of luck.

This Isn't Intramural Football

The Oakland Raiders canceled the final week of their offseason training program Friday after complaints from the NFL players' union about the intensity of the practices. Coach Lane Kiffin said the players' union believes the Raiders' offseason program violated league rules on practice standards.

"The union has complained about the high level of intensity, player aggressiveness and fast pace of our practices and, as a result, has taken away the final week of our offseason program," said Kiffin, the NFL's youngest and least experienced head coach.

Illegal Contact

A stripper is claiming she was inappropriately touched by Detroit Lions defensive tackle Shaun Rogers. Now that's a surprise. An NFL player being involved with a stripper.

Police and prosecutors are reviewing the claims, Maria Miller, spokeswoman for the Wayne County prosecutor's office, said Monday.

No Horsing Around

Cincinnati Bengals wide receiver Chad Johnson got a head start without having to jump offside, and beat his coverage to the goal line again.

The opponent this time was a horse, Restore the Roar.Johnson raced a horse Saturday and easily won.Johnson was spotted a 100-meter lead -- roughly about half the distance the horse had to cover in the race for charity.

What's For Dinner Dear?

The train wreck they call John Daly showed up with red marks on his cheeks at a golf tournament today. John Daly told authorities his wife tried to stab him with a steak knife.

You Paid How Much??

It's hard to describe but the jagged emblem that is the 2012 Olympic logo looks like a piece of graffiti. It was "designed" by a professional design group at a cost of $1 million.It was unveiled earlier this week but so far it's failed to win many fans.Most Londoners interviewed hate the logo and can't believe that the Committee paid money for the monstrosity.The logo's been described as a load of rubbish, an international embarrassment, childlike graffiti and a bomb blast. Those are the nicer things said about the logo.

But Can He Play?

According to reports, Kevin Durant did not exactly wow people at the NBA tryouts. Much is being made of the fact that he could not bench press 185 pounds.

The best quote comes from his former coach at Texas,Rick Barnes, who told the Dallas Morning News,"If they are looking for weight lifters to come out of Texas, that's not what we're producing. There are a lot of guys who can bench press 300 pounds in the NBA who couldn't play dead in a cowboy movie. Kevin's the best player in the draft -- period, at any position."

Well said Rick.

Gene Upshaw Should Shut The F**ck Up !

A Pro Football Hall of Famer is taking seriously threatening remarks that the executive director of the NFL Players Association made about him last week.

Hall of Fame guard Joe DeLamielleure, one of the leading advocates of retired NFL players who are in need of financial assistance,has the audacity to question Upshaw. Upshaw who has not exactly been a great advocate for NFL players should be censured by his union and the NFL. "A guy like DeLamielleure says the things he said about me, you think I'm going to invite him to dinner? No. I'm going to break his ... damn neck," Upshaw was quoted as saying by the newspaper. Nice thug talk Upshaw.

Dud-ovan

Ok, the real moron is Billy Donovan. The Orlando Magic should do whatever they can to penalize him financially for his unethical and bush league behavior. I guess a man's word and a written contract mean nothing. The Magic should be glad that they won't have a dud like this guy. He deserves to be in Gainesville, a place that most want to leave.

Gary Sheffield Is A Moron

Everytime Gary Sheffield opens his mouth, he lets everyone know that he is a moron. The latest is his explanation for why there are so few Afro-Americans playing in MLB.

In an interview with GQ magazine he said Latin players have replaced African-Americans as baseball's most prevalent minority because they are easier to control.

"I called it years ago. What I called is that you're going to see more black faces, but there ain't no English going to be coming out. … [It's about] being able to tell [Latin players] what to do -- being able to control them," he told the magazine.

Could it be that they are opting for professional basketball and football? Let's think the worst and blame race for the reason. Nice try moron.

"Tough" Decision

You have to love the hard hitting reporting by ESPN. Andy "The Moron" Katz is reporting that it was such a tough decision for Billy Donovan to leave Florida for the NBA. Sure Andy and I have some prime land I want to sell you in the swamp. Money talks and it was an easy decision. Also, anyone that has been to Gainesville knows that no one stays there unless they absolutely have to be there. Get a grip Andy.

Vick Grounded

Even a new haircut and pretending to be a new person didn't stop AirTran Airways from terminating their contract with Michael Vick.

"Michael's contract expired May 8, and we advised him then that we would not renew it," AirTran spokesman Tad Hutcheson said Thursday.

Hutcheson said Vick had appeared on five billboards and did radio commercials under a one-year contract, which had been renewed twice before. He said AirTran has Falcons running back Warrick Dunn under contract, and other sports celebrities in other cities.