Thursday, January 18, 2007

Hogs Not Rooting


In a land far far away where missing teeth and incest are as common as Britney spreading her legs comes the latest.

The story of the week has been in Fayetteville, where the Razorback Nation has been split by the departures of offensive coordinator Gus Malzahn to Tulsa and quarterback Mitch Mustain to a yet-to-be-determined school. Tulsa, Louisville and Oklahoma are the frontrunners for Mustain, whose relationship with Arkansas coach Houston Nutt never developed after comments Mustain made about Nutt's offense in the book "The Year of the Dog," which chronicled Mustain's senior season at nearby Springdale High and the recruitment process that followed.

This has all the makings of a soap opera or a bad movie starring Burt reynolds.

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